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"Shushutto Kawaii Mono wo Kimeyo"
It doesn't fit you.
It's perfect for you.
Is it?
Today, Shisho and I will decide which one of us is cute.
It's me!
No, it's me!
It's definitely me!
I can't say I'm cute!
I can't say it either!
"Kukikawaii" is so easy to say!
You should say it, too!
You smell like Tsubapapa.
You should say it, too!
Your butt is so dry!
No!
It's because of all the water I took out of my butt.
Your butt is not cute at all!
It's because of this.
It's like when Kenshiro of Hokuto fought Hyakuretsuken.
Hyakuretsuken Odeki?
Yes, Hyakuretsuken Odeki.
That's cute!
So don't be so mean to me.
I'm a pitiful person.
"Shishuttotto Kawaii Mono wo Kimeyo"
We have invited a special guest for this show.
This is Jinnai!
Nice to meet you!
How many of these are you wearing?
Six of them.
Don't take six of them!
This is my third one.
Is this your third one?
No, it's not.
You're wearing a lot of matching clothes!
Why am I wearing my third one?
What is this?
I will decide which one of you is cute.
Jinnai, do you like cute things?
Of course, I love cute things!
For example?
For example, what do you like?
Something my daughter brings me.
No, you don't have a daughter!
I do!
I do have a six-year-old daughter!
My daughter is the cutest!
Your daughter is the cutest!
I like things that are round and cute.
Things that are round and chubby.
Also, things that are fluffy.
I like things like that.
Yes, please tell us about them.
This is the person.
She is one of the cutest people in Japan right now.
What?
She is one of the cutest people in Japan right now.
She is an AD for this show.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, yes, yes.
She is one of the cutest people in Japan right now.
Don't say it! Don't say it!
I'm saved.
You're not saved!
If the other two girls complain, it's over.
That conversation.
It's a joke.
I'm sorry.
From now on, both The Coach and Cookie will take out their cute items and see which one is really cute.
The three girls of Aoneko will choose, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Did you two bring it?
We brought it.
From Aoneko's house?
Everything in Aoneko's house is cute.
That's right.
I don't know anything in Aoneko's house.
Which one should we start with?
Cookie is good.
Okay, Cookie!
This is what I think is the cutest thing I brought, a fan.
Oh, a fan!
Yes, you know, the one that flutters like this.
Do girls use flutters?
We used it recently.
Recently, you know, when you buy something with your hand in it...
Ah, fans, right?
The most important thing about being cute is that people around you say you're cute.
And if you think people around you say you're cute, you have to stand out.
So you have to have a sense of standing out.
A sense of standing out.
That's the cutest thing you can do.
Okay, show me your sense of standing out.
This one.
It's huge!
This is the cutest thing you can do.
It's too big!
This is the cutest thing you can do.
It flutters like this. It's so cute!
When you brought this to me at Downtown Deluxe, you were really mad at me, weren't you?
Do you remember how big it was?
What do you mean?
All of a sudden, you brought this to me at the studio...
Jinzai-san, when you brought this to me at the studio, you were really mad at me, weren't you?
You were like, "Which one was it?" and you brought it out.
Isn't it cute?
Yeah.
Is it cute?
Okay, Chang, what else is cute about this is...
By holding this, you can make me look smaller.
Ah, I see.
It's like a small-face effect.
Yeah, yeah, small-face effect.
Personal effect.
This is really big.
This is a cute item.
Can girls open this?
Open it for me.
Can girls do this with a man's strength?
Yes, like this.
Oh!
Watch out!
Watch out for your head!
You almost got stabbed!
But it's cute for girls.
Yes, it's really cute!
Yes, it's really good.
Kuga, this is also cute, right?
What kind of flower is this?
This is not a flower.
It's called "kazeta-koumon".
"kazeta-koumon"?
"kazeta-koumon" is like this.
That's why it's called differently.
Yes, yes, yes.
"kazeta-koumon" sense, right?
Zagoshi, you bought this, right?
Yes, I did.
It can't be cute like this.
Oh!
Can I show you mine?
Yes, you can.
Okay, Zagoshi, please show us your cute one.
This one.
No.
What are you doing?
Seriously, what are you doing?
No.
Together.
Together? What is it?
Why is this show so popular?
Who is watching it? Who subscribed it?
This one is not good.
This one is not cute.
If you don't have this one, is it cute?
No, if you don't have it, there will be something left.
No, you can't do it.
You can't do it.
You guys are doing something you shouldn't do at the factory committee, right?
Okay, Zagoshi or Cookie, please show us your card.
Here you go!
"Trasero"! "Trasherste"!
It's a big problem!
You're showing your true self to a 20-year-old middle school student!
It's a big problem!
What's with you, sleeping in the middle of all of that?!
The second one is "kawaii oogiri".
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
"Kawaii oogiri" means...
What does it mean?
Jinnnai-san will think of a topic and we'll give him a cute answer.
Ah, that's right!
Ah, is that so?!
We'll give you a cute topic.
I see.
Why didn't you say that earlier?
Ah, I see, I see.
It's an ad-lib.
Ah, you're weak at ad-libs.
Stop it!
You're weak at ad-libs.
"Kawaii oogiri" topic, right?
Yes.
I wonder what it's about.
Ah, then that's...
There are Sanrio members, right?
Like Kitty-chan and Kuromi-chan.
Yes, yes, yes.
Sanrio members who just joined.
Ah, yes, yes.
They suddenly joined "Popular Best 3".
Ah, right after their appearance.
Their characters, yes, yes.
Can I draw it with a picture?
Yes, of course.
This is a little...
You two are quick with things like this.
First of all, I like Sanrio.
You like it?
Because it's cute.
It's cute, right?
That's why it's "easy".
Now, is it done?
It's done.
Yes, it's done.
Then, can we start from "the last one"?
Yes, of course.
Then, Spiroland's new cute character, please!
Yes.
It's Miyane-chan, right? Miyane-chan.
She's not cute at all.
That's right, that's right.
Tomoki, apologize.
You don't apologize, do you?
That's right, that's right.
Apologize properly, Miyane-chan.
Apologize for smoking.
Can I apologize for now?
Miyane-chan, apologize.
Please.
Stand up!
You're not popular, are you, Miyane-chan?
Is Miyane-chan no good?
Sanrio's?
Then, can we move on to "the last one"?
Sanrio's new character's cute name and character, please!
Kerokero Keroppi is a little...
well...
expensive in the story, right?
And after that, a girl who received Kerokero Keroppi's will and appeared...
well...
she became Rinne...
and then...
she became Yami Yami Yamippi, right?
Kero Kero Kero P is...
Yami Yami Yamippi.
You look like Yami.
I always do.
It's scary.
Which one is it?
It's Miyane-chan, right?
Isn't Yami Yami Yamippi difficult as a character?
It's not difficult, it's like she's moving slowly like this.
She's like Kitano.
She's like Kitano and like a youkai.
It's better than this!
Judge it for me!
Judge it!
Let's judge it!
Judge, judge!
Miyane-chan is Yami Yami Yamippi!
Everyone, please raise your cute friends' cards!
One, two...
Oh!
Miyane-chan wins!
Does that mean you have one win and one loss?
One win and one loss.
It's not good.
Why is that?!
Okay, I'll go.
One more time?
Okay, you can do it as many times as you like.
What is it?
Okay, is it "kawaii"?
It's a song that my daughter sings a lot.
There's a song called "kawaii dake ja dame desu ka?"
And also...
I want to see it.
Instead of "kawaii dake ja dame desu ka?"
It's a song that girls sing a lot.
So you can say "kawaii dake ja dame desu ka?"
Yes, "kawaii dake ja dame desu ka?"
I say it all the time at home.
"kawaii dake ja dame desu ka?"
Like a heart.
Is it wrong?
Are you making fun of me?!
Say it in Japanese.
I don't know Japanese either.
Sing it for me.
One, two...
"kawaii dake ja dame desu ka?"
Yes, like that!
Sing it like that.
Okay, okay.
"kawaii dake ja dame desu ka?"
Please sing a phrase and dance that girls love.
You know "kawaii dake ja dame desu ka?"
I have a daughter.
I don't know that.
What do you mean you have a daughter?
How old were you when you had a daughter?
She's 88 years old.
Don't make fun of your own daughter like that.
You're wrong.
She can't be 88 years old.
She's older than you.
I feel sorry for her.
She's not your daughter, is she?
Yes.
What's her name?
Her shoulders are flat and her name is Caterpillar.
That's terrible.
Her shoulders are flat and her name is Caterpillar.
She's 32 years old.
Her tongue is two months long.
She's worked hard over time.
Are you ready, Cookie?
Yes, I am.
I'll pose for you.
Can you pose for me instead of just being cute?
Cookie, please.
Can you get mad because it's your second day?
What do you think of it?
What are you talking about?
What kind of pose is it?
It's about justice.
Why would you get mad if you said "can you get mad?"
If I tried to hit you, you'd say "no, I'm sorry. It's my second day."
I'd say "hey, you!"
Which one of you is mad?
The man is mad.
Can you get mad?
It's common, isn't it?
It's not common.
It's not "yeah, yeah."
It's your fifth day.
That's not common.
That's right.
Zagoshi, please.
I know.
Can you pose for me instead of just being cute?
When I watched an AV,
an actress was doing an opera.
That's terrible.
She was doing an opera.
And the actor said,
"Marabara, you said it wrong."
Did you really say it wrong?
Like "tama", "kintama".
I know.
"You said it wrong."
I really...
I was doing an opera with Sebetsu-san.
Stop it.
You must have gotten bored.
"You said it wrong."
You guys are playing along.
That's terrible.
Is this the worst?
Is this really okay?
"Zagoshi, you said it wrong."
I want you to choose one.
Choose one.
Can I say the song for the second day in a row?
Raise your card if you like it. One, two...
"Cookie" by ZAGOSI.
It's a joke.
But it's a win for ZAGOSI in terms of number.
You put "ZAGOSI" in it.
"Can I say the song for the second day in a row?"
So, ZAGOSI won now.
You won one win and one loss.
One win and one loss.
This is the last game of the third round.
Drawing cute animals.
You will draw cute animals.
That's it.
Draw cute animals in a sketch.
It's obvious.
Can I do it, too?
Jindai, you can draw cute animals, too.
Can I draw cute animals, too?
It may be a hint.
What do you think of cute animals?
Alpaca.
Alpaca...
Isn't it cute?
Isn't it fluffy?
It's fluffy.
It's cute.
It's very cute.
What is it?
It has a long neck, doesn't it?
It's a hippopotamus.
A hippopotamus...
It looks like a hippopotamus, doesn't it?
What is it?
A dog?
A dog...
It's not funny at all.
You said "a dog" at the end.
You said "a dog".
Jindai, please draw an alpaca.
Okay.
Let me draw first.
Okay.
No, no, Jindai.
I can't draw anything at the end.
No, Jindai, please draw it at the end.
Really, really, really.
No, no, Jindai, please draw it at the end.
No, no, let me draw it first. Let me draw it first.
No, no, let me draw it first.
No, no, no, Jindai, I don't like it.
No, no, it doesn't matter.
No, it's intensely funny.
No, it's not funny.
No, it doesn't look like it, but it's intensely funny.
Can I draw it first?
No, no, you can draw it later.
Please draw something cute.
This is my own experience.
I really thought it was cute.
There's a scar in my hand.
It works.
I thought it was cute.
No, I know it's cute.
I know it's cute.
I thought it was cute.
It's scary.
Why is it scary?
But you want people to understand you.
I can really understand you.
I think it's cute.
Don't say "bucha" with me.
I'll draw it.
"Giant Masked Dog."
That's not how you say it.
"Giant Masked Dog."
That's not how you say it.
That's really funny.
It's like "Kogata Prefecture."
What does "yeah" mean?
"Giant Masked Dog."
Do you want me to show you?
No, it's fine.
It's an alpaca.
"Giant Masked Dog."
That's cheating.
No, it's not cheating.
I really don't know.
Isn't it growing here?
No, it's not growing here.
It has a lot of mouths.
Why?
It has a lot of mouths.
Why does it have a lot of mouths?
"Giant Masked Dog."
In your case, Jinnai, face forward.
Face forward, okay?
Is it a kind-hearted girl?
Or is it the way Giant Masked Dog barks?
Or is it my alpaca?
Please show us your cute cards.
One, two...
Oh!
Oh, but I have one, too!
It's me and me!
Wow!
So, Jinnai wins!
Wow!
So...
What happened just now?
It's the same, it's the same, it's the same.
All of them?!
All of them are the same.
It's one, one, one.
It doesn't matter to me, though.
Let's decide in the end.
The last match.
Let's come up with a game name.
Let's come up with a cute name.
If you're going to come up with a game name, let's go with this one.
"Cookie" is already cute in the first place.
That's right! That's right! It's true!
Let's come up with a cute name.
"Cookie"
I'll win for sure.
I'll do it, okay?
I thought "Papi pupepo" was cute.
And then, a little one...
I thought "Papipupepo" was cute.
How about "koppun"?
With bones.
"Koppun-kun"!
Ah, that's cute!
It's cute!
"Koppun"!
The trick is... the bones...
The bones aren't good?
The bones... there's no "cookie" at all.
"Cookie"?
You can't leave "kun" in "kunihiro".
"Koppun"!
Ah, that's how it is.
Ah, I forgot.
I'm sorry.
Okay, please come up with one.
"Champagne".
What?
Not "champagne".
"Champagne".
It's "champagne".
"Champagne".
There's no "champagne" at all.
What?
There's no "champagne" at all.
"Pain" is like that, right?
"Pain" is "champagne".
Where is "champagne" at all?
"Pain" isn't there?
What?
"Pain"!
Are you kidding me?
What are you laughing at?
"Human face sword".
What? Are you kidding me?
"Human face sword" from "giant sword".
That's why you don't like it.
You don't like it when I say something wrong.
You don't like it when I say my name incorrectly.
You don't like it!
You don't like it when I say something wrong.
You don't like it!
"Koppen", "Sean Pain" or "human face sword"?
Raise your hands if you think "koppen" is cute.
One, two...
Yes!
Why "koppen"!?
I think "koppen" is cute.
"koppen" wins!
So, "koppen" wins!
Write it down.
What?
Write it down from now on.
"koppen" vs "koppen".
How can I say "koppen" to a child?
So, is it over?
Yes, it's over.
Can I leave my red jacket for last?
What?
I bought it. It's cute.
Actually, it was cute.
What do you mean?
Actually, I thought another one would be cute.
What is it?
Wait a second.
It's so small!
Isn't it too small?
It's too small!
It's so small!
It's too small!
It's really cute!
Wait! It's too small!
It's too small!
It's the cutest one.
It must be for girls of 5 years old.
It must be.
Or maybe it's for dogs.
For dogs...
The meaning of having money.
It's small.
Is it closed?
It's closed.
Let's go.
Is it closed?
Hold on.
I think he is a big guest.
He is a very handsome man.
It's closed.
Is it Takis?
What is it?
Excuse me.
What are you doing?
You stink.
One, two...
What are you doing to me?
I'm a popular guy, you know.
I don't like it.
I'm sorry.
What is this?
It's cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's cute.
Where did you find it?
It's funny.
Did you happen to find it funny?
No, it's true.
When I went to an exhibition, a kimono shop in Kyoto was making it.
Is this an adult size?
Yes, it's an adult size.
I was like, "Wow, what is this?"
And I said, "It stretches a lot."
It's amazing that you can pull it off with a kimono.
Even though it's a kimono fabric.
I think they used a fabric that you can tighten with a band or something like that.
In this kimono?
Yes, yes, yes.
But it's not a real one.
It's a kimono fabric.
How do you pull it off?
You can only do it like you do now, right?
Yes, you're right.
It's a little hot, so I'll take it off.
Like a little kid.
A little kid...
You're closer than a little kid.
It looks delicious, so I'm going to eat it.
Thank you for your hard work.